Its an oldie but a goodie - periodically to review my traffic stats to see what people are searching for in order to land at the door of this blog....here are a few of the best this month:

alien landings june 2008 - haven't seen 'em

il y a rien - i know naaaaathing

lurcher - wolfhound?

what about absent mothers? - what about them?

cafcass dog - o-KAY, not sure what to say about this one - someone not hit it off with the reporting officer?

the pink family drugs - someone looking for dirt on the pink family?

speed dating lacks men - it's over quicker that way

i hate men and women should rule the world - (we do - but ssshhh don't tell anyone)

"stone & rolls" - moss & gathers? someone teach that person how to do a boolean search....

and that trusty old favourite:

i'm going out to eat worms