Feliz Navidad

At casa Pink Tape we’ve already cracked open a second bottle of Baileys and reached the stage where all the good Quality Street have been scoffed. Also, the dog has chewed half the tree decs. This sort of debauchery and destruction is not usually seen until at least December 23rd – frankly, we may have peaked too soon…

I’ve even finished the present shopping and done my annual hoover under the sofa. This is decidedly not normal.

I’m cheerily counting down till my last day at work on Friday, but the traditional christmas sensation of ‘feeling like I’m clinging on to sanity by my fingertips until I can collapse for two weeks to gather myself back together to do it all again in January’ – is missing. I found myself greeting one of the silks in my case with a rendition of Feliz Navidad on Monday – not sure if he or I was more surprised (His face said he’d have preferred a simple good morning). Normally I’m all bah humbug and head down at this time of year.

How much of this unusual scenario is down to the Legal Aid Agency paying me enough of my very aged debt to be able to afford Christmas AND the traditional January tax bomb, so that I don’t feel faintly sick throughout the whole of the holiday period, I don’t know – but I suspect its a contributing factor. As is the relative steadiness of being able to focus on one trial for a two week period rather than constantly switching from case to case and hearing to hearing day upon day, and juggling four million impossible emails before breakfast each day. Trial mode has a rhythm that is soothing (subject to any mid-trial catastrophes of course).

Undoubtedly now I have said all of this some thundering disaster will immediately swoop down and spoil my xmas – a week long flu perhaps, or a nice dose of tonsillitis? Who knows what gift I will receive, but it all adds to the Festive excitement…*

Anyway, to those of you who are in fingertip clinging mode, may you make it to the weekend and relax. Treat yourself kindly, at least until January.

I’m feeling pretty fortunate this year, and particularly when out xmas shopping have found the level of street homelessness all around really shocking. I’ve just made a donation to Crisis at Christmas. If you would like to do so too you can do so here.


Feliz Navidad!!


*post script – about half an hour after typing this I did a spectacular slippery-socked tumble down the stairs onto my arse, wept so volubly I scared the dog, and am now a riot of ouchy bruises. Hoping that’s the bad luck I so successfully predicted… Afterwards I said ‘Oh, I feel better now, I think I needed a good cry – I was a bit like a coiled spring’. And hubby said wearily ‘You’ve been like a coiled spring for weeks, my love’. So maybe I do really, really need that break after all….

Light Relief

As I drove a miserably interminable drive back from deepest, dampest Devon the other evening in the pitch black, with wipers wipe, wipe, wipe, wiping incessantly – it occurred to me that I haven’t done so much driving lately.

And the reason I haven’t done so much driving lately is because I’ve made my suitcase all but redundant. I used to drive into chambers so I could lug stuff in and out of the boot of my car, or drive to court because the suitcases were too heavy to get on the train – but now I slip my laptop and my ipad in my backpack and hop on the choo choo, where I can snooze my way to and from work. Of course, train travel has its moments – it is not always either comfortable or glamorous, but I love a train snooze.

It’s not been an entirely smooth ride, going paperless – its been a journey involving some travails – much like my strain to see the lane markings on the A38 this week, hands clenched to the steering wheel, teeth gritted, blower on – going paperless can feel a bit like driving in the dark and in bad weather conditions when you are not yet sure where all the dashboard controls are. But, much like driving, it just takes practice – and before you know it you are doing Mirror-Signal-Manouevre without having to silently lip sync it every time you perform the action.

One recent paperless nightmare : Last week at about 8.30am I went to open my pdf app to display all my carefully organised papers for the two hearings I was due to juggle that day – much like that sensation when you turn the key in the ignition and the thing turns over once, coughs and dies my app repeatedly crashed (yes, I did turn it off and on again). Twitter responded with helpful suggestions, and in fact the problem took only a few minutes to fix – but although I’ll know what to do next time I had to manage all day without my ipad before I had breathing space to a do a delete and reinstall. Thus proving the first rule of paperless working : two devices are essential.

But, although my momentary panic prompted a few of you to say ‘oh no, that’s why I can’t go paperless – I couldn’t cope with the worry’ – really, these travails are no different to the time you leave your blue book or xx notes at home and only realise when you are 30 minutes into your train journey, or the time you open your suitcase to find the wrong bundle (another nightmare for old timers was forgetting 10ps for the payphone in the robing room so you could ring your solicitor for urgent instructions). And in fact, if push came to shove, even if my laptop and my ipad were run over by a bus tomorrow, I could log into the cloud from any device, download those cross examination notes and crack on.

Next month I realise, I will conduct the final hearing in a case where I conducted the fact finding almost exactly a year earlier (I know, that’s a whole different story). When I started that case I had to drive daily to Cardiff, park illegally outside the court, haul two suitcases a box and a wire rack up the stairs, park and return – and do the whole thing in reverse at the end of each day. Let me tell you, the rush hour traffic in Cardiff is not the Welsh capital’s best feature. By the end of my two weeks I was mighty fed up. And exhausted. Since that trial I’ve worked every interim hearing in the case on my ipad or laptop. Today for the first time, I was finally delivered of a proper e-bundle, indexed and ready to go for the IRH. The local authority itself has radically changed its practice in the year since this case began, as have I. Such change in such a short space of time.

Another penny that has recently dropped is that I am doing something good for the environment here. I’ve begun to wonder quite how much paper I must have saved since going paperless. Tens of thousands of sheets I’m sure, given that I’d often be whizzing through 8 or more lever arch files of papers in a week. More than that – my carbon footprint is reduced because I’m taking public transport rather than driving in and out of rush hour Bristol. I’m saving money in doing so – the cost of parking at my local station plus a ticket is less than the cost of parking in Bristol, and that’s before you even factor in petrol.

So all in all, I’m feeling pretty virtuous right now. Saving money, saving the planet, saving my poor old shoulders from all that pulling, twisting and lifting of boxes and suitcases.

The only down side is that I have been less of a dutiful daughter than of old. I had a habit of ringing my parents on the way back from chambers for a chat, particularly on a Friday evening. This evening I realised that as a result of my changed travel patterns I’ve fallen out of taking that time to ring my mum so often, and to have that time for a natter when in the privacy of my car. I’m not going to become one of those people who discusses all their personal matters on a packed train, so I’ll just have to make more of an effort – fortunately even my dad has been converted to whatsapp, and I now regularly receive entertainingly random notifications on my device whilst in court from my Pop – ‘Mum says do you want a sports bra? They’re on sale in Lidl’

I still keep my to do list on paper though, in my little black notebook. One of life’s great pleasures is to drag the inky nib across the page to cross through a completed task. Checking a box is not quite the same.

I close with this thought : if we are all going paperless will there come a time when pink tape will become extinct? And if that happens, what on earth shall I then call this blog?

The flap of a butterfly’s wings…

The heated debate that just makes us look daft

*coughs* um…guys? You know you’re all getting a bit hot and bothered about that new guidance issued by the regulator? You know, the new guidance which has half the profession huffing about how its just because they have to do something to justify their existence… and which has caused half the bar to take umbrage at not being allowed to have the odd heated debate on twitter, to help you unwind after a hard day of heated debate in court…?

The Gazette wrote about it here :

Regulator warns barristers against heated Twitter debates

At the time I was a bit bemused by all the fuss. In a spare few minutes I dug out the piece I wrote last year for Counsel Magazine which summarised the guidance that was current at the time, and gave some (hopefully sensible) guidance :

It’s been bothering me though ever since, particularly since hot on the heels of this new guidance came the suspension of a barrister for – you’ve guessed it – social media comments. See :

Barrister suspended over offensive social media posts


Barrister suspended for offensive Facebook posts about Thatcher

neither of which made it immediately obvious (to me, at any rate) why the comments had led to such a serious sanction. Was this an example of the new, more draconian guidance in action? Perhaps I had been too relaxed…

I’ve now had a few more minutes to dig back into the various pieces I’ve written on this issue over the years. I am pleased to report that it is exactly as I thought it was (I rejoice whenever my memory has not failed me in these days of decrepitude). Dudes. I have to tell you that the guidance has said this for years (since March 2017 to be precise). It’s not new. It might have been wrong since March 2017, but if so not a one of you noticed and the sky doesn’t appear to have actually fallen in – and nor have vast swathes of us been sanctioned for routine twitter bun fights. (pssst, we’re lawyers, we’re supposed to check the facts before gobbing off!).

Look : I wrote about the situation in February 2017 in a post called

Debretts* guide to social media for lawyers

I know right – it’s one of my better titles. Anyway, less than a month later the BSB, clearly trolling me, went and published updated social media guidance, rendering my post out of date. So I wrote about that here (with, if I may say so, another brilliant post title – if you have children of a certain age and have ever watched Wreck it Ralph) :

Core Doody 5 – the sequel

I was so pleased with my Debrett’s title that I plagiarised it when rolling up the above two posts for Counsel Magazine here (not sure you can plagiarise yourself but anyway…). That was for a print publication and so it had a word limit that forced me to condense the content of both posts. As a result, what are missing from the rolled up post are the quotations from the March 2017 guidance. The full 2017 document is no longer accessible via the link in my Core Doody blog post because, helpfully, the BSB have reorganised their cupboards, but the quotes (which I think from memory were pretty much the entire document) tell you all you need to know :

Core Duty 5 (duty not to behave in a way likely to diminish public trust and confidence in the profession) was said to apply AT ALL TIMES, including on social media – in both your personal and private capacities “since the inherently public nature of the internet means that anything you publish online may be read by anyone and could be linked back to your status as a barrister“.


  • ‘Comments designed to demean or insult are likely to diminish public trust and confidence in the profession’
  • ‘It is also advisable to avoid getting drawn into heated debates or arguments. Such behaviour could compromise the requirements for barristers to act with honesty and integrity (CD3) and not to unlawfully discriminate against any person (CD8)’
  • ‘You should always take care to consider the content and tone of what you are posting or sharing. Comments that you reasonably consider to be in good taste may be considered distasteful or offensive by others.’

I noted that there was also some guidance about client confidentiality and geotagging, and a reminder that :

‘When you are using social media, you should bear this guidance in mind at all times. This guidance will be considered by the BSB in any action it takes over concerns about social media use. If you are the subject of a complaint concerning your use of social media, we will investigate the matter carefully and in line with the process explained on our website.’

So yeah. That bit about heated debates and arguments that drove the media coverage and twitter angst – been there since Mar 2017. Awkward.

This is what I said at the time :

I wonder if it is striking quite the right balance to suggest that we should avoid getting drawn into heated debates or arguments. One might rhetorically ask what is the point of twitter without heated debates and arguments? The point is not the fact of the argument, it is the manner in which it is conducted. It cannot be right that barristers should be prohibited from expressing strongly held opinions in strongly worded terms. But there is of course a limit to what is acceptable, either for a barrister or for joe public. It is quite possible to be appropriately involved in a heated argument on twitter without offending CD3 (honesty and integrity) and without discriminating (CD8). I would prefer this guidance to say simply that in any communication online a barrister should act with honesty and integrity and should not act in a way which is discriminatory. Those quite unacceptable behaviours have nothing to do with the vast majority of heated debates. Tweeting things which are knowingly untrue, or which are misleading might well amount to a breach of CD3. Tweeting discriminatory remarks would breach CD8. Either could take place within the context of an argument or debate or gratuitiously and without prompting. The BSB should not be trying to shut down debate, it should be regulating offending behaviour. I acknowledge however that it is in the course of heated debate and argument, particularly fast paced twitter frenzies, that errors of judgment are most likely to be made. If that was what the BSB were driving at they could, respectfully, have found better wording.

I struggle somewhat with the insinuation in the last bullet that material that is considered offensive by some might offend against CD5 even where the barrister “reasonably” considers it appropriate. I don’t think the BSB should be in the business of policing good taste. One can say the most anodyne things and cause offence in the twitterverse. This is not misconduct. I don’t subscribe to the “call everyone a snowflake” school of thought which says we should be gratuitously offensive because we can, but the focus needs to be on “the public” (i.e. the notional public) on whatever is the modern day equivalent of the Clapham Omnibus, not on the oversensitive individual who is offended by everything. Some of the very best legal bloggers say things that are controversial or that are offensive to some. They are fiercely independent and articulate their positions with care and with skill, but with great force. That some will disagree or be offended, or that their posts will spark the most vehement of debates is no marker of misconduct. It is something to be proud of.

Apparently the BSB either don’t read my blog (*gasp*) or didn’t rate my super wise advice on these issues. Shame.

Anyway, back to those headlines about the suspended barrister. The initial report (Gazette) gave little away, because the BSB hadn’t yet published the actual findings. The Times later published more detail and focused on the Thatcher remarks. Good headline material I guess. But, you will be entirely unsurprised to hear, not in fact the full or even the main story. The disciplinary findings (no, The Times didn’t link to them) set out what this barrister said and they make pretty grim reading. So no, I don’t think this is an illustration of the BSB jumping on barristers for becoming involved in heated debates. It is an example (subject to appeal) of the BSB taking action in response to grossly and gratuitously sexually offensive and derogatory posts.

We have probably all heard the line that you should never put anything in correspondence you would be embarrassed to be read out in open court before a judge. It’s really very simple. Apply exactly the same approach to your social media. I wouldn’t be embarrassed for a judge to know I had a sense of humour and swore sometimes but as a rule of thumb I’d say this still holds as a good guide. Or, if you prefer, you can take the ever so classy tip I offered in one of my earlier posts : just don’t behave like a pillock* (you’re welcome).

And also, subscribe to Pink Tape. The answers to life, the universe and everything** are here.


*ooohhhh, I just googled the word pillock just to check it didn’t have some lewd meaning that might get me disbarred. Apparently it means penis….Who knew? Anyway, since I first offered my wise pillock guidance in March 2017 and have not received a notice of prosecution to date, I think that I’m probably safe…

**exceptions apply