Cos we’re special, like

I have been VERY disgruntled at an edict from the diocese telling me that I have to complete an online safeguarding course in order to continue bellringing at my local church. This was objectionable for a number of reasons, not least that I am giving up my time for free and have been doing so on and off for almost 35 years without anyone to date seeing the need for me to do this, and in no small part because there are almost never fewer than six people in a 20ft square bell chamber, so the opportunity for abuse is (one might think) quite limited. Having been talked down from staging an indignant one woman protest at this outrage and from my early suggestion that I would invoice the C of E at my hourly rate, I was even more disgruntled when I had to click through page upon page of spiritual / religious bumpf to get to the somewhat basic safeguarding training (not all bellringers DO religion, a fact that the church sometimes forgets), which was complete with pop up graphic photos of people with facial injuries (I'm pretty sure I could have identified them as vulnerable without the learning in this course), and other potentially triggering imagery. Also, I got most of the answers wrong (Because the questions were stupid, natch).

Anyway, I'm over that. I've done it. I am now A Safe and Aware Person and my vulnerability antenna are primed. I've said "elf n safety gone maaad" three times, clicked my heels and am back to normality, and a real world where the greatest risk in a bell tower is the risk of catching an arm or foot in a rope and finding yourself hurtling towards the ceiling with all the force a 2 ton bell can muster.

Anyway...The reason it all seemed faintly ridiculous and produced what I can now see as a good impression of an outraged pompous barrister, was that I work day in day out with and for vulnerable children and adults and I've NEVER had to undergo safeguarding training or any CRB/DBS checks. Wait, what?

Yes. Odd isn't it? Barristers do not have to undergo a DBS check in order to become a barrister, let alone refresh those checks from time to time in order to continue. On reflection, this is a whole lot more worthy of concern than my having to undergo the grave indignity of doing an online course.

When I was called to the bar 15 years ago you had to declare you hadn't been in clink, get someone to certify you were a fit and proper person (usually a university lecturer - what the hey would THEY know?!), and bingo you could join an Inn of Court (the gateway to the bar). Back then it was CRB checks as DBS hadn't been invented, but it doesn't matter what they were called because you didn't need one. No doubt this will at one time have been the way of most professions, glued together with trust and integrity. But that certainly isn't the case now. According to Mind vets, medics, accountants all require them (although then I'm not sure how much we can rely on that, because they also say that barristers require DBS checks, and whilst I've not checked every profession I have double checked the current entry rules for my own).

I thought when this particular bee first entered my bonnet that things MUST have changed since I was called, but it turns out that the rules for becoming a barrister haven't really changed significantly since I slipped in under the wire all those years ago. There is still a fit and proper person test, it is still certified by a declaration from the student and from some person of your choosing rather than by independent agency check. There are certain matters which mean the applicant has to be referred to a tribunal. Those are :

the applicant has been convicted of a Criminal offence (or is the subject of pending Criminal Proceedings; or

the applicant has been convicted of a disciplinary offence by a professional or regulatory body (or is the subject of pending proceedings for such an offence); or

the applicant has been found guilty of an academic offence by a higher education institution (and has not successfully appealed against that finding); or

the applicant has been the subject of a Bankruptcy Order director’s disqualification order or has entered into an individual voluntary arrangement with creditors; or

the applicant has previously been refused admission to or expelled from an Inn; or

there is any other circumstance which in the opinion of the Inn calls into question the applicant's fitness to become a practising barrister

(see the BSB Handbook Part 4). But of course DBS checks show up a whole lot more than just convictions or matters charged. They would go far wider.

The more I think about it the more I think it really is quite odd that I have could have all sorts of skeletons in my DBS closet but nobody is bothered to check (I don't, but you know...). And just as odd that those who are entering the profession now still aren't being checked.

Solicitors do have to provide a DBS check before entering the profession. They of course handle client funds and work more directly with the public, but it's hardly as if we barristers never come into contact with the great unwashed, and of course public access work means we are having much more unstructured contact with the public outside of the context of a hearing in a public building.

Annoyingly, a self employed person can't get their own DBS check, so we're sort of stuck with this situation unless our regulators change the rules.

So, whilst I still think a mandatory safeguarding course in order to permit me to stand in a small room with 7 other people and pull ropes for half an hour twice a week is a bit of tick box nonsense that won't enhance anybody's safety one iota, I DO think that it would be right and proper for people like me to be checked out just to make sure we aren't secret axe murderers in between our odd and seemingly innocuous hobbies (I mean, have you read The Nine Tailors?). That to me would be a bit of safeguarding that even I couldn't quibble with.

I've said before that the bar do need to stop thinking about themselves as somehow special - the trust of the public no longer derives from the fact that we are a "profession". It must be demonstrated.

8 thoughts on “Cos we’re special, like

  1. It seems sensible (however exasperating for the great majority) after the matter of the York Bellringers and this.

  2. Well, well, well Lucy 🙂 who would have thought that we’d have so much in common! As well as the experience of, and an intense interest in LIPs in Family Court, – what the heck, let me be up front – an intense interest in the entire FC system, now you tell me you’re also a regular inside C of E churches, AND a campanologist to boot! Who’d have thought that! Feeling like a ‘sister from another mother’ now for sure! As for safeguarding in the C of E – tell me about it! We haven’t managed to get a definitive answer yet from their legal team as to whether or not we can go ahead and have our young one baptised (as their own request BTW) WITHOUT the biologocal father also being in attendance (who has PR by virtue of being named on the birth cert), as there is a history of DV and a (now expired) Non Molestation Order. As for campanology… using TWO handbells in a team of 6 ppl using a total of 12 bells, would you believe I recently mastered playing Oranges and Lemons and Silent Night. Silent Night was a kliller though.. .. I was low C and D and I had loads to focus on…. sheesh….. right hand doing a D when it should have been the left doing the C and getting horribly out of synch, but, got it in the end! 😀 Having survived 16 family court hearings before 13 different judges, the first 10 of which were as LIP, next time we need a barrister, I’ll be shouting you for you! And believe me, we will be needing one at some stage I am sure….. in the meantime FC secrecy is applicable. #familycourtbroken #childvictimsoffamilycourt #emotional&psychologicalabuseofkidsbyfamilycourt #rollonage18

    • BTW entirely agree with you about skeletons in the DBS closet…… when you have a FC judge sacked for viewing porn on his office computer…. not very reassuring for those whose FC cases he had been involved in, eh?

    • Not a regular in churches I’m afraid, only in bell towers.

      • You’d be suprised at what you can find in bell towers, or even, what can find you in there 😉 😀

        • found a bat this week!

          • Bless you! Lol, you sooo don’t want bat pooh in your hair! But TBH if I were busy being batty in the belfry and some clod-hopping humans came and gave me a massive headache and woke my baby bats up by ringing the bells, I’d sure as eggs are eggs, try and poop on their hair 😀

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