In furtherance of the overriding objective my duty to the court to promote proportionality…I have analysed, shortened and by gum it was NECESSARY…
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26 weeks – it
Can be must be will be met
Magistrates R Gr8
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Threshold on post-it
Try some a-na-ly-sis please
You are all experts
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PLO is in
Necessary means necessaryver
Experts : less. shorter.
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We gatekeep cases
Prescribed order is vital
Protocol…template…
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The Family Court
The Family Court London
London Blah Blah Blah
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PLO is Go!
Single Family Court plans
“House Rules” – not rules – Ha!
Transparency soon
I’m coming to visit you!
Bundles – what ya think?
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Lackadaisical
Change of culture is required
Contumelious
Thanks for “extra mile”
26 weeks woot woot woot
Have you read B-S?
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Yes, yet more guidance
Cobb J’s CAP Report is out
Sorry? Me? No remorse!
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Private law is next
Arbitrate, learn Brussels II…
Transparency soon
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More change coming soon…
Write your own reasons you Mags!!
Comply with orders!!
With thanks to the Supreme Court Haiku Reporter for inspiration. I think BAILII should offer a similar service for judgments. I’d PAY for that!
You are a scream, this
Is so funny and brilliant.
Thanks a bundle.
Irregular Haiku are a thing.
Genius.
This summary whilst neat
Lacks the one true marker sign.
Self quoting needed
You make a good point
Munby says that Munby says
I should have said that
Wonderful Pink Tape
Your Haiku View we do love
Please write some more x
Thanks for your kind words
Haiku are harder than tweets
But quite addictive
A new app needed
WhatHaikuBook in 2 years
billionaires we be
Reprint the White Book
Full to the brim with Haikus –
Throw it on the floor.
Reprint the White Book
Full to the brim with Haikus –
Throw it at the judge.
what is the plural
of Haiku? Is it Haikus?
Or is it Haiku?
I could not give a toss
What you call plural Haikus –
I just enjoy them.
Sorry – last one should read
I don’t give a toss . . .
It is two a.m.
I am writing this message.
I am a sad case.