In the early days of Pink Tape there was a lot of fluff and silly stories and not so much solemn opining.
You may say little has changed. However, in a happy harking back to those stripling years here is a rather entertaining item about the correlations between divorce rates and...erm...margarine:
It must be good science, it's on the BBC and evryfink.
Other proven links on the originating website include links between divorce rates and murders by bodily force, and between marriage rates and electrocution by power lines.
I think this is a sufficiently firm evidential basis for me to carve out a niche offering bundled services: a free health and safety risk assessment with all pre-nups and decrees. The only thing more dangerous than divorce may be marriage itself. Or maybe margarine...
(h/t to Julia B)