Feel my pain AKA Spamalot

Today’s inbox delight:
Hello,
My name is Anthony **** and I run a Lifestyle store. Writing has always been a passion of mine, and in my free time I write Lifestyle related articles. 
I am keen to feature an article on your site because it would greatly help me further my cause as a writer of some repute. 
Listed below are few article suggestions that you might like:
1)Iconic Chair Designs
2)Flattering Frocks for that Special Prom
3)Choosing a Vintage Themed Wedding
4)Bucking Tradition- Contemporary Themes for a Wedding
5)What to consider when choosing a Wood Burning Stove
6)Tracing the Sleigh Bed through History 
7)It is never too early to shop for Christmas
I am also open to any ideas or suggestions that you might have. 
Lastly, I am willing to part with 20 GBP for you efforts in publishing my article, as I know it would be a sound investment. 
I hope your reply is in the positive, so your readers get the opportunity to benefit from what I have to say. 
Regards 

Anthony

I’m rather tempted by “Tracing the Sleigh Bed through History” myself. What do you think? Although the Vintage Themed Wedding might be more in keeping with the actual subject matter of the blog….

9 thoughts on “Feel my pain AKA Spamalot

  1. Lucy, how about these? I’m sure you’ll agree that the subject matter is riveting and £20 to read what he has to say on any of these must surely be well spent:

    What your plastic surgeon won’t tell you;

    How to stand out from other moms at that all important court hearing;

    7 Surprising Secrets of engaging with your Partner’s Parents;

    Why your friends won’t tell you that your new hairstyle sucks;

    How you can meet the partner of your children’s dreams;

    What everybody ought to know about cheese;

    Little known ways to use pumpkins and squashes for ordinary household tasks;

    What you didn’t realise that shoes say about you;

    Get rid of moths, once and for all (actually that one would be useful good btw)

  2. I seem to be a go to site for (inter alia) landlord and tenant; here’s one of them for you:

    A look at why sharing housework and chores with a housemate is so important

    • Well, I wish someone had written that whilst I lived in houseshare. I would have left it subtly open on the coffee table for my housemates…

  3. You will of course know, Lucy, that every straight male lawyer’s FCLs are sometimes aroused by a female client, counsel, opponent, witness, and on one occasion that lives in my memory the stunning redhead in the second row of the jury. And as long as he puts the thought aside and does not let it influence the way he speaks or acts, that’s just life.

    But let me tell you that the moment he knows he is over the hill is when the dirtier reaches of his psyche play host to thoughts of Her Honour without her wig and gown or anything else . . .

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